Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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