Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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