Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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