Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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