If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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