if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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