It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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