I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it because I queefed?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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