How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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