Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I will be naked everywhere
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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