We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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