Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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