Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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