Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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