i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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