There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's never too late to be topless.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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