if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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