i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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