So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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