Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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