sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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