He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
i out mim tonsoeep
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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