We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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