Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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