i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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