I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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