i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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