Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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