she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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