Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Someone signed my nipple.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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