What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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