Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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