We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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