it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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