Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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