Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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