I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Someone shattered a urinal.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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