Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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