Dude my mom stole all your condoms
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
meet me or not, i'm out of control
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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