It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Still dying that you shit outside
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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