How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize