I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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