We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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