Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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