Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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