We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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should my penis look like a turkey
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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