I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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