at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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