And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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