Can Purell be used as lube?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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