are you still at the devil's house?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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