Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
