Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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