are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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