Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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