Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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