...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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